ᴡɪᴛʜ ʏᴏᴜʀ ғᴇᴇᴛ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀɪʀ

So, I do believe I am to be eternally grateful to my room-mate for having scanned in all this for me due to the fact my computer is a model POS by Dell and thusly has ceased in functioning properly.

( NOT. DIAL-UP. FRIENDLY. )